This is what golfists do when practising. Well, the really good ones do.
Terminate yourself. Not hugely convincing, but vaguely amusing. Or, if you prefer, Trek yourself.
BBC news as it happens. I can’t say I’m entirely clear why.
It’s like speed dating. Just without the advantages of being able to see the person and massively reduced odds of bumping uglies with them.
Surely there are further improvements to be made.
This really shouldn’t have worked.
It’s like Twitter, the musical. I’m very tempted to come out of retirement from DJing and set something up on here.
I don’t really understand the Scoville scale in any great detail, but anything rated a million on any scale has to be bad, right? Just watch the video.
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